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Post  Joker13 on Mon May 18, 2009 11:24 am

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Re: Nine words women use...

Post  Revs on Mon May 18, 2009 12:09 pm

lol! lol!

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Re: Nine words women use...

Post  Sean the sieve on Mon May 18, 2009 12:56 pm

10) - No = what the wife says if you ask for sex...

11) - Later = what the wife says if you ask for sex and she wants you to
do some housework before she says No!

12) - Maybe = She wants to say No, but she's after something...

13) - Okay = well as its your birthday you can have a quicky!

14) - Yes = She's off out and wont be home till late!

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Re: Nine words women use...

Post  Revs on Tue May 19, 2009 9:44 am

You missed out No her final word on the subject - EVER
lol!

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